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Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (14th Mar 08 at 8:32pm UTC)
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (14th Mar 08 at 11:15pm UTC)
How much sperm can a ghey dude dontate? A BUTT load
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (15th Mar 08 at 12:23am UTC)
not sure who sent this to me today but..... A wife says to her husband "bulls can fuck 3000 times a year, why can't you"? the husband replies, "ask the cow if he fucks the same cow every night"?
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (15th Mar 08 at 5:28pm UTC)
a blonde a brunette and a ginger are all sitting on a bench. All of them are crying when asked why they were crying the brunette said " im having a baby and Im happy" do you know what it is the other girls asked "its a boy" how do you know "cause i was on bottom" it was the same with the ginger but she said "I was on bottom so Im having a girl" about this time the blonde loses it, the other 2 ask whats wrong and the blonde says "I'M HAVING PUPPIES!!!!"
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (15th Mar 08 at 5:30pm UTC)
WHAT IS A HOMO DOING WHEN HE JERKS OFF INTO A ZPLOCK bAG? packing his lunch ZING!
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (16th Mar 08 at 7:01pm UTC)
I got a couple Lil boy aska his dad, "hey pops how do you spell vagina?" Dad says, "you should have asked me last night it was on the tip of my tounge" Max told his ol' lady, " I like kinky sex, How bout I cum in your ear?" "No" said his ol' lady, " I might go deaf" Max replied, "I've been cummuing in your mouth for 10 years now and your still talking"
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (16th Mar 08 at 9:07pm UTC)
Two condows are walking down the street, They approach a gay bar and one condom says to the other.. "Hey why don't we go in there and get ourselves shit faced!"
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (16th Mar 08 at 9:08pm UTC)
Why is cum white and pee yellow? So you can tell if your coming or going.
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (17th Mar 08 at 7:28am UTC)
why does helen keller mastubate with one hand? so she can moan with the other.
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (17th Mar 08 at 3:03pm UTC)
why do italian guys wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving. ZING
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (18th Mar 08 at 1:15am UTC)
STEVE HOGAN IS A GAY!!! I HAVE PROOF!! HAHAHA
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (19th Mar 08 at 4:36am UTC)
why are black people so tall? Cause their Negro's......
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (19th Mar 08 at 4:37am UTC)
Posted By TommyGunn on 17th Mar 08 at 6:15pm STEVE HOGAN IS A GAY!!! I HAVE PROOF!! HAHAHA
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (19th Mar 08 at 10:20pm UTC)
whats the most confusing day in detroit? fathers day
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Re: Jokes.....! Post 'em if you've got 'em (19th Mar 08 at 11:54pm UTC)
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?? Kids dont eat broccoli! How do you know when you are at a gay bbq? The hot dogs taste like shit!
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