A wife says to her husband "bulls can fuck 3000 times a year, why can't you"? the husband replies, "ask the cow if he fucks the same cow every night"?
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
How much sperm can a ghey dude dontate?
A BUTT load
not sure who sent this to me today but.....
A wife says to her husband "bulls can fuck 3000 times a year, why can't you"? the husband replies, "ask the cow if he fucks the same cow every night"?
a blonde a brunette and a ginger are all sitting on a bench.
All of them are crying
when asked why they were crying the brunette said " im having a baby and Im happy"
do you know what it is the other girls asked
"its a boy"
how do you know
"cause i was on bottom"
it was the same with the ginger
but she said
"I was on bottom so Im having a girl"
about this time the blonde loses it,
the other 2 ask whats wrong and the blonde says
"I'M HAVING PUPPIES!!!!"
WHAT IS A HOMO DOING WHEN HE JERKS OFF INTO A ZPLOCK bAG?
packing his lunch
ZING!
I got a couple
Lil boy aska his dad, "hey pops how do you spell vagina?" Dad says, "you should have asked me last night it was on the tip of my tounge"
Max told his ol' lady, " I like kinky sex, How bout I cum in your ear?" "No" said his ol' lady, " I might go deaf" Max replied, "I've been cummuing in your mouth for 10 years now and your still talking"
Two condows are walking down the street,
They approach a gay bar and one condom says to the other..
"Hey why don't we go in there and get ourselves shit faced!"
Why is cum white and pee yellow?
So you can tell if your coming or going.
why does helen keller mastubate with one hand?
so she can moan with the other.
why do italian guys wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving.
ZING
STEVE HOGAN IS A GAY!!!
I HAVE PROOF!!
HAHAHA
why are black people so tall?
Cause their Negro's......
STEVE HOGAN IS A GAY!!!
I HAVE PROOF!!
HAHAHA
whats the most confusing day in detroit?
fathers day
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers??
Kids dont eat broccoli!
How do you know when you are at a gay bbq?
The hot dogs taste like shit!